Do what!?!

Umm, okay so we are trying to get Aubrey to understand that we "pee on the potty". If I put the pink little potty chair in the living room she will come up to me and ask for stickers, because she knows that if she sits on her potty she will get one. So, I sit her on there and she sticks stickers all over her legs...nice. I think that is a great start to this process! She still hasn't done anything on the potty chair, but she is understanding apparently, because all if her dollies are now taking turns sitting on (in) it. "Elmo go potty?" she says as she gives her 5 Elmo dolls swirlies! Poor Elmo!

Please ignore the mess!

Want more funnies? Well get this!...Aubrey and I were taking a nap the other day, so I thought, and all of the sudden I was rudely awakened by "Brobie" from Yo Gabba Gabba (her fav show aka obsession) being shoved in my fave with full force! As I was coming to consciousness, I hear the Lil' Lady say, "Brobie pee on mommy! Brobie pee on mommy!" Nice, thanks Babe.

That green thing below? That's Brobie

I feel good...

Man! I actually feel energized! I started on Weight Watchers and started working out just within the last week and already feel a change! I actually have energy, feel better about myself, and don't feel like being a couch potato all day. Honestly though, it takes EVERYTHING I have to get myself to the gym, especially when I worked the night before. Today I went to bed at 6:00am. Aubrey and I slept until 1:00 pm. I got up, changed her 5 lb diaper, gave her "cerweal" and let the puppy outside. After that, I laid on the couch and thought about not going to the gym before I had to go back to work at 5:00pm. I called my husband because I knew he would motivate me to go. It worked...I got my ass up and got dressed. What a pain though; seriously! I have to pack all my shower crap and my uniform. When I walk into the gym, it looks like I am moving in! Since I work at a Sheriff's Office, I wear a brown uniform; well, imagine me in my uniform leaving the gym wearing GRAY NIKE'S! Nice right? I forgot my black shoes at home! That was yesterday. Today I was determined not to forget anything...not only did I forget my undershirt, I forgot my black belt! Damn it! Not a comfortable night sitting here without my undershirt to tuck in, and without my belt! I swear my ass crack and muffin top are making an unwelcome entrance every now and then :( Here's to better days!